Our last week of September... unreal.

I haven't shared a funny from my mom in a while.  so todays the day. Lucky you's! A little backstory: mom was here visiting last weekend and somehow we arrived on the topic of 'Honey Boo-Boo'. Mom is a serious television connoisseur, so she knew who we were talking about. She's only seen one show, but, really one's enough to, well, it just is. Oh, and Maris' favorite food is bacon...random, but here's how the conversation went down...

Mom: That show is hor-ra-bul!! They were rolling around in mud.. and that mother..oh it's just hor-ra-bul.{accompanied with dramatic facial disgust} 

Me: Mom, you know they live in Macon, Georgia, right??

Mom: WHAT?? NO THEY DO NOT!! 

{Mom's brother and wife, Jo, live in Macon}

Me: I'm pretty sure I saw an episode and they showed a Highway sign that said 'Macon'. 

Mom: Oh, I just don't believe that. Oh, I hope not.

Mom leaves. Goes back to work. And she emails this little diddy to me yesterday with the subject line 'Honey Boo Boo Town'. {my brain is in red}

'I saw something on TV about *HBB's show, and it said they live in McIntyre, GA. So I looked it up {of course} and it's several miles east of Macon: but, I'm sure that's where they go for all their pageant outfits {why?!?}. I asked Jo if she knew where they lived, and she didn't have any idea what I was talking about. {clearly}. Jo just watches Fox News. However, it does sound like we need to start freezing bacon for Maris.' {!!!!!}    

So.....extra points if you can figure out mom's brain and determine if HBB's pet pig jogged the 'bacon shortage info' or the Fox News reference????? 

                                                                     My mom rocks. Have a great weekend!